Saturday, April 23, 2005

Jeezy Returns!!

Since Sports Illustrated on Campus has decided to give this site national recognition while butchering my story, I have decided to make a return. I gave up writing on the internet for free last august, but I now have no choice but to come back. Still even though the jagoffs at SI did not seek my express written consent to do this, some good has come out of this. One woman from Kentucky has written me an email in response to the Women are Insane trilogy, apologizing on behalf of all women everywhere. this was my goal all along, so because of this I have decided to give the world more. I will finish the Mexico saga that I have decided to keep secret for fear of incriminating evidence. I will start at day 23 and give the last 11 days of mayhem. There was a lot of great stories between day 4 and 23 including: a mexican business teacher who transforms into a flaming homosexual when speaking english, a weightroom supervisor who looks like a mentally retarded Nicolous Cage and reads wrestling magazines all day, discovering the time honored mexican tradition of getting drunk on your roof, impressing a room full of mexican coppermill workers with my sledgehammer skills, and climing a mountain only to have a 9 year old indian girl attempt to pickpocket me. However, Day 23 is when the action really starts to pick up. To read the conclusion go to: http://flipdiesel.blogspot.com